Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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