party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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