just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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