We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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