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dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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