Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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