For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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