FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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