it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I had to cum in my sink.
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