Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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