Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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