Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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