Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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