Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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