i don't like sucking hair
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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