why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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