You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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