dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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