Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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