I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Randomize