just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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