I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
this will be a night to untag.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
did i just pee glitter
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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