therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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