I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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