R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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