i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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