the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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