so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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