I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Do vagina's smell?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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