Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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