Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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