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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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