im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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