Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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