Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
