alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I have post one night stand depression
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