We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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