Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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