Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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