I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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