I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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