I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
