Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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