THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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