I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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