No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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