actually, I'm a sock model
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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