How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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