forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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