Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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