i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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