'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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