dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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