I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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