Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
So apparently I’m into choking now
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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