So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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