ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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