His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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